Coleslaw doesn’t happen in my house very often, because oddly enough, everyone I cook for outside of my immediate family has a ridiculous aversion to cabbage—especially it its raw state. This is why New Years Day is one of my favorite meals of the year. As a good-standing citizen of the American south, I can make the people I love eat the vegetables they hate under the threat of suffering a whole year of poverty and misfortune.
On the rare occasions that coleslaw does make it onto the dinner table, it is usually alongside fish tacos or pulled-pork sandwiches. Because I had so much cabbage to use up, we had it with both. If you’ve been doing the math (and I truly hope you have better things to do than keep track of how much cabbage I have), I had one head of cabbage left from Greenling. So I made two separate batches of coleslaw.
The first batch was served on top of some delicious pan fried grouper inside warm El Milagro corn tortillas. The second batch gave a little crunch to our New Years Day feast of pulled pork that Shawn smoked for eleven and a half hours. And to satisfy me, everyone ate at least one bite of their coleslaw, collard greens and black-eyed peas. Someone did try to ruin my fun by telling my friend Ryan, who is by far the biggest baby of all when it comes to eating cabbage, that he could secure his financial future with collard greens alone. Not on my watch. Tisk, tisk.

Jalapeno Coleslaw
½ head of cabbage, shredded
2 carrots, grated
4 radishes, grated
2 green onions, thinly sliced
2 jalapenos, minced
½ bunch cilantro, chopped
Dressing
⅓ cup mayonnaise
2 teaspoons dijon mustard
2 tablespoons fresh lime juice (about 3
key limes or one regular)
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
½ teaspoon kosher salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon cumin
dash of hot sauce
1. In a large bowl, combine the dressing ingredients.
2. Add the coleslaw ingredients to the dressing and toss.
3. Refrigerate one hour to blend the flavors. Taste before serving and adjust seasonings. Serve as a barbecue side dish, on a pulled pork sandwich, or in a fish taco.













